Everybody's a Winner ~ A Flop Eared-Mule

From Trailer Park Rangers:

Everybody's a Winner

Everyone's a winner in this town
Come on in and shake it loose and spread your love around
Everyone's a winner in this town
We're riding six white ponies, talkin' horses all around

Everyone's a winner in this town
Didn't someone tell you, you can't fall far down
There's a rumble in the jungle
There's a monkey on the back of the flop eared mule
And you're the flop eared mule

If only you had juice to buy the money
You'd take a trip to higher ground, where honey
Would soothe your lips, like a sugar kiss, but buddy
Your chompin' on the brittle bits
Like a baby on his mama's tits but
Everybody knows, you ain't nobody's fool

Cause everyone's a winner in this town
We're junkies for the bitter pill and everybody's high
Everyone's a winner in this town
Just load 'em up with monkey shit And let 'em tow the line

Everyone's a winner in this town
Sinners make good winners, losers make the winners ride
There's a rumble in the jungle
There's a monkey on the back of the flop eared mule
And you're the flop eared mule

I wanna be the light, be the light, shinin' on the light
Wanna turn it on now, turn it on now
I wanna be the light, be the light, shinin' on the light
Wanna turn it on now, turn it on now
Wanna be hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Wanna drive the biggest car, drive the biggest car

No Laughing Mule

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughin'. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now, if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
"A Fistful of Dollars"